Rocket Man vs Con Man - a Poem
Rocket man goes Look at me, look at my shiny toys They fly higher, girls and boys I am the scariest, craziest loon Can eat ice cream without the spoon My dancing is the best and daring As my frown frazzles the fools blaring Idiotic tirade at me and my people Who have freedom like the best sheeple Con man goes Look at me, look at my grimy palm While I scare the hell out of calm My toys are bigger, stronger, snappy I have the smartest brain from almighty My loud mouth is the coolest and caring As my cold stare rattles the louts flaring Nonsensical protests at my twittering policy I love liberty and life for the docile polity A toddler goes Toddle, toddle, toddle I am walking! Don't befuddle! Cuddle me! Hug me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Feed me and stop watching TV Daddy! The Rocket and the Con Man Are too naughty to play